dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
birth control should be required to get into college
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
