Dual....:-)
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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