Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I have post one night stand depression
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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