I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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