So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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