Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

How was your Memorial Day?

(1-717): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room

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(949): View more from California

You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.

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(206): View more from Washington

He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.

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