Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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