But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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