apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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