That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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