I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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