Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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