i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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