Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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