he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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