i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
