you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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