dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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