problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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