? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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