he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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