Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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