You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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