just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw