i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.