You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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