i would punch a child for taco bell
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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