hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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