If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
a search helicopter?!
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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