she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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