He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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