so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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