I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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