i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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