I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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