check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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