I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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