so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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