I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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