Nicole vs. Life
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity