erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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