I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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