I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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