I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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