Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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