i permit you to call me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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