ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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