5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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