what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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