I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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