Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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