I love black thongs
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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