fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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