Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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