I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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