so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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